All Twincidents, Listed Newest to Oldest
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…in which Our Hero’s Son transcends time and space.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son shares His favorite thing about starting kindergarten.
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…in which Our Hero’s Twins embark on a quest for knowledge, truth, and each other’s company.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter totally destroys that fresh-from-the-dentist feeling.
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…in which Our Hero double-checks the parental controls.
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…in which Our Hero rejoins the human experience and kinda sorta makes a New Year’s Resolution.
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…in which Our Hero’s Twins become (il)legal adults.
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…in which Our Hero dabbles in child psychology…and fails miserably.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter explains what it means to be a champion.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter commands a robot to produce snails with fingers and knocked-up Disney Princesses.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife inquires about perpetual motion.
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…in which Our Hero investigates an alleged preschool terrorist threat.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter unlocks the mysteries of the universe.
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…in which Our Hero vanquishes 45-minute commutes, renter’s agreements, and Easter grass.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter introduces a fascinating new friend.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son contemplates a visit to Tatooine.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son searches for the right Woman.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son knows where he stands.
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…in which Our Hero maximizes productivity during the wee hours of the night.
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…in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.
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…in which Our Hero’s Third Child is delivered atop the Stratosphere, Las Vegas by an elite team of board certified Cirque du Soleil performers.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife tells it like it is.
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…in which Our Hero becomes a freaking doctor!
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…in which Our Hero defends His dissertation from paintball snipers and Tatooine gangsters, and reveals the gender of His forthcoming child.
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…in which Our Hero and His Son disagree philosophically.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife “doesn’t wanna come back down from this cloud.”
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…in which Our Hero makes an important life decision impacting His entire Family–cookies or ice cream?
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…in which Our Hero graces You with His presence.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter rescues millions of kidnapping victims.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife defends–to the death–Her right to do nothing.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter offers her input on names for Her Forthcoming Sibling.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter explains where babies come from.
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…in which Our Hero consults with E.T. and pee-pee on the future of His Family.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter attempts to get herself out of several messes.
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…in which Our Hero ranks animals by decibel level and engages in a battle of wits with a three-year-old.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter dabbles in aerospace engineering.
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…in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter seeks additional sustenance.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son considers joining the Dark Side.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter teases out new ideas.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son disapproves of a “racy” sippy cup.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son goes to college.
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…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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…in which Our Hero unwittingly tattoos a throng of toddlers while throwing together the Twins’ 3rd Birthday Party.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter seeks reciprocity from a dog.
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…in which Our Hero moderates a heated holiday debate.
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…in which Our Hero serves Thanksgiving leftovers with Mr. T.
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…in which Our Hero illustrates how many Pseudonymouses it takes to screw in a light bulb.
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…in which Our Unsuspecting Hero encounters a thrilling sight while using His academic institution’s facilities.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son exhibits His expertise on sharks and other “sea treatures.”
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter does not like the Mean Ladies.
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…in which Our Hero thwarts the dastardly Joe Judo’s plans to rob the bank and finally puts him away for good.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter is NOT a bad girl.
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…in which Our Hero wards off robotic tigers and sinus-eating microbes, and offends His Daughter with the stir of a spoon.
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…in which Our Hero remembers that one time.
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…in which Our Hero’s Daughter saves the lives of John, Paul, George and Ringo.
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…in which Our Hero does not notice His Wife’s fabulous new shoes.
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Hey, kids! There are more Twinfamy Comics here!
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…in which Our Hero rides a helicopter into a volcano and gallantly devours bacon-wrapped scallops.
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…in which Our Hero precludes breakfast cereal wavepools and communicates with a shaven ape.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son is no zero.
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…in which Our Hero’s Father unintentionally dates himself. Repeatedly.
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…in which Our Hero’s house becomes a potty.
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If not, YOUR face is even bigger.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son makes a valid case against showering.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife daydreams about living in The Old Days, when dragons and zombies walked the earth.
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…in which Our Hero turns and faces the strange ch-ch-ch-changes while His Son says arguably the cutest thing ever said.
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…in which Our Hero’s daughter cannot believe Her eyes.
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…in which Our Hero’s homeboy James shares the inspiring story of Ember Arts.
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…in which Our Hero fails to dodge projectiles while taking His comprehensive exams.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son discovers body hair and coins a new catch phrase.
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…in which Our Hero gallantly puts off potty training and receives words of wisdom straight from the cold tile floor battlefield.
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…in which Our Hero’s Mother’s plan to build an Easter bonnet family legacy tragically unravels.
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in which Our Hero ventures “Under the Sea” for an in-depth, expert analysis of Disney’s The Little Mermaid.
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…in which Our Hero saves His Children from drowning, goes receipt spelunking, and fails to potty train His washing machine.
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…in which Our Hero “explores” Dora’s web of lies.
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…in which Our Hero’s offspring perform impromptu musical numbers, assemble mutant puzzles, and Sistine-Chapel-ize the bathroom wall.
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…in which Our Hero witnesses Super Bowl excitement far greater than an almost-49er-comeback, power outages, and even waiting to see if Beyonce would actually sing this time.
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… in which Our Hero peeks His head out of the kitchen cabinets.
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…in which Our Hero’s Children sing explicit lyrics in public.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife repeatedly swats tiny fingers off her laptop while bringing home the bacon (which is delicious).
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… in which Our Hero’s Daughter eats her greens.
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…in which Our Hero strikes back against the coming apocalypse.
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…in which the Twins finally tell THEIR story and set the record straight once and for all.
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…in which Our Hero dons Braveheart warpaint, prepares to get jiggy wit it, and considers purchasing Ugg boots from a strangely compelling boot peddler.
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…in which Our Hero receives a terrible omen from the Ghost of Christmas Future while the Twins decorate a tree that for some reason is now in Their living room.
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…in which Our Hero launches The War on Turkey Day.
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…in which Our Hero’s Wife makes a vivid observation.
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…in which Our Hero rolls a mobile freak show booth through the grocery store, fields questions from twin groupies, and moves a dump truck with His bare hands.
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…in which Our Hero sees the Dark Mark and attempts to save His Ass.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son and Daughter enter the academic world, kick ass at playing, and learn whether Han shot first.
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…in which Our Hero exposes the secret life of the Hundred Acre Wood’s bounciest resident.
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…in which Our Hero provides a public service to Disneyland patrons everywhere.
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…in which Our Hero and His Wife visit Disneyland’s most vital attraction.
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…in which Our Hero delivers a detailed account of what is happening in His life at this moment in time.
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…in which Our Hero’s family find themselves On Stranger Tides.
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…in which Our Hero’s Son discovers a bold new talent.
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…in which Our Hero starts to begin to maybe begin to think about starting His dissertation.
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…in which Our Hero’s wife discovers Pluto.
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