Bad Places to Congregate with Your Family at Disneyland: A Non-Exhaustive List
1. Right in front of the f*cking bathroom entrance.
2. Right in front of the f*cking FastPass dispenser.
3. Right in front of the f*cking Pirates of the Caribbean exit.
4. Right in front of the f*cking place I’ve been saving for 45 minutes so my kids can see the parade.
5. Right in front of the f*cking camera shot of my wife and kids in front of the Sleeping Beauty Castle.
Yeah. It’s the Happiest Place on Earth.
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This is episode four of Twinfamyland: A California Adventure, a series chronicling the Pseudonymous Family’s legendary first pilgrimage to Disneyland.
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If not, get out of the way. People are waiting.
Twinfamy 
solution: congregate not with thy family at disney. leave thy family w/grandparents and take thy partner to a lovely inn by a lake, instead. (or at least, that’s what I’ve always done. Disney to me is the hell-ring that Dante forgot)
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Not a fan, huh? Don’t get me wrong–we had a blast while we were there. I just couldn’t believe how many people didn’t even bother to look around at where they were before stopping to talk.
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I’m not sure… But I think I might be sensing frustration… ;)
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Really? What tipped you off?
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Lol! Gotta love D-land!
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I really do. Even in the face of this crippling adversity, I still didn’t want to leave.
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And where would you SUGGEST I congregate? You just knocked out all of my favorite places to mindlessly stand.
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Might I suggest a mindless gathering while waiting in line for a ride? It’s out of everyone’s way and productive for you.
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You are assuming that my family rides together. Silly man.
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Reblogged this on robert's space and commented:
see why i stuck to loony tunes and roadrunner.i can’t styand disney.
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Hilarious post!
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Thanks so much!
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