Mammal Confusion
Daughter: Daddy, what are doze?
Me: Those are manatees.
Daughter: Oooooooh! Look at the man-tits!
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Twinfamy 
LOVE IT!
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Thanks!
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Perhaps “elephant seal” would be the way to go here… Though it would be nowhere near as hilarious.
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Yeah, it’s pretty hard to top what happened here. :)
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Awesome:)
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Thanks! :)
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They are “man boobs” dear, as “tits” is inappropriate for … oh…
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Right? It’s like, where do I start?
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LOL, If manitees are man-tits, what does that make that long schlong thing on the elephant seal?
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My daughter would probably know. I’ll ask her.
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Future zoologist in the making!
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Could be. Who knows? Maybe with her help, man-tits will no longer be endangered.
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Reblogged this on robert's space and commented:
waitw ait wait…..old dutch!
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As my son would say, “That’s ridickowiss.”
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Nice! That’s a good one. I gotta get my kids saying that, too.
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Haha! That’s hilarious!
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Thanks!
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That is classic!
Justin Knight- Writing Pad Dad
Writing Pad Dad Blog
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Thanks, man! I couldn’t stop laughing when it happened.
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Oh, kids…..LOL
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Yep. :)
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LMAO! This is epic.
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Yes. Yes it was. I laughed for a good five minutes.
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Reblogged this on Your One Stop Shop for Everything Motherhood and commented:
This is hysterical. I love this dad’s writing style.
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Hahahaha that is classic! Some of the things kids say! I was thinking the other week I really should start writing down some of the crazy things my daughter comes up with so I can remember them in years to come :)
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Thanks! That’s one of the reasons I do this–to remember the hilariousness. I highly recommend it. :)
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Practically one day when your children will grow up and see how you preserved every fragment of their childhood they will definitely feel honored and probably try doing the same for their kids too. Great parenting!
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I can’t tell if this is a compliment or sarcasm, so I’m going to say “thanks” and hope for the best.
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Hi Mr. John,
That was a piece of complement with no hidden inner meanings.
Sorry if you took my comments wrongly.
Thanks.
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