The Cross-Dressing Racecar

Son: “Where’s my cuppy? Where’s my cuppy? Where. Is. My. Cuppy?!”

Me: “It’s right over here, Buddy. See? It has Lightning McQueen on it.”

Son: (beside himself) “No, not THAT one! I don’t LIKE Lightning The Queen!”


Lightning The Queen - Twinfamy

Lightning The Queen (Artist’s Rendering)


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    • John Pseudonymous

      Oh, really? That’s funny. I’m not sure what was up with my son that day. He loves Cars, and even says it correctly most of the time (“McQueen”). I have a feeling that on that particular day, no cup had any chance of meeting his standards. :)


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