Non-Exhaustive Lists

You are in luck! You have stumbled upon the most mind-bogglingly essential collection of incomplete lists mankind has ever ignored! I hope you’re wearing clean underwear because I’m about to drop some knowledge on y’all.

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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids into Putting Thier F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List


My Daughter's YouTube Searches: A Non-Exhaustive List


Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn's Head: A Non-Exhaustive List



What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List


Questions for the Dudebro Drinking a Beer in the Campus Restroom Stall: A Non-Exhaustive List


Mean Ladies: A Non-Exhaustive List


Deep Thoughts on The Little Mermaid: A Non-Exhaustive List


Things I Did This Weekend: A Non-Exhaustive List


Reasons the World Should Not End on Friday: A Non-Exhaustive List


Lesser Known Things Tiggers Know Best


Bad Places to Congregate with Your Family at Disneyland: A Non-Exhaustive List


Things Happening Right About Now: An Exhaustive List

Discarded Research Questions from My Dissertation: A Non-Exhaustive List



Mind-Blowingly Fun Parent-Child Activities: A Non-Exhaustive List

Unanswered Questions from Children's Songs: A Non-Exhaustive List



Reasons Pocahontas Needs to Stop Judging Me


Things I Would Not Do for a Klondike Bar

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