Tag: father of twins
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My View of the Super Bowl
…in which Our Hero witnesses Super Bowl excitement far greater than an almost-49er-comeback, power outages, and even waiting to see if Beyonce would actually sing this time.
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This Space Unintentionally Left Blank
… in which Our Hero peeks His head out of the kitchen cabinets.
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Good News/Bad News: Please Excuse My Children for Calling You an Ass
…in which Our Hero’s Children sing explicit lyrics in public.
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Whine Begets Wine
…in which Our Hero’s Wife repeatedly swats tiny fingers off her laptop while bringing home the bacon (which is delicious).
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Reasons the World Should Not End on Friday: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero strikes back against the coming apocalypse.
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Jingo Bezz
…in which the Twins finally tell THEIR story and set the record straight once and for all.
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Losing My Head
…in which Our Hero receives a terrible omen from the Ghost of Christmas Future while the Twins decorate a tree that for some reason is now in Their living room.
Twinfamy 