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What Exactly Do You Mean By That?

Wife: Okay, I’m going to work! Have fun today. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
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Me: So I can’t pee standing up?

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Well, I thought it was a valid question.

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6 responses to “What Exactly Do You Mean By That?”

  1. jetts31 Avatar
    jetts31

    If you’re not careful, she is going to make you sleep on the couch. ;)

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      Here’s the thing: Lately, I already am. We all have colds and my daughter hasn’t been able to stay asleep, so my wife’s been taking her in the bed with her, and since I’m a world-class snorer, I’ve been bounced to the couch.

      I’m actually okay with it, though. I get way better sleep when my sick daughter isn’t kicking me in the face.

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  2. whatimeant2say Avatar
    whatimeant2say

    I’m sure if you thought about it, there are a few more things you could add to that list. Maybe tomorrow you should respond in kind.

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      That is a fabulous idea. Maybe I’ll do one of those joke audits where I go down a list telling her whatimeant2say.

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  3. sunithi Avatar
    sunithi

    Came back to this post since I hadnt read it before tweeting out. happens most time.. prob have to back track on yr older ones too. Well, its’ short and sweet and entertaining. Also, just fessing up : in these public restrooms where they have no seat covers and it doesnt seem quite sanitary, a semi standing position is used I believe by a lot to females (me included ) ! well hope yr family is feeling better John ! All being sick sucks ! & just a comment unrealted. my DH used to snore ( doesnt any more since he uses a sleep ap machine ) and it used to gently lull me to sleep. Took me awhile to adjust without the snoring once he stopped :)

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      Thank you for your insight on female bathroom behavior. Having little female bathroom experience myself, it’s helpful to include this in my research.

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