Tag: family
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Deep Thoughts on The Little Mermaid: A Non-Exhaustive List
in which Our Hero ventures “Under the Sea” for an in-depth, expert analysis of Disney’s The Little Mermaid.
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Things I Did This Weekend: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero saves His Children from drowning, goes receipt spelunking, and fails to potty train His washing machine.
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I’m the Meta-Map, I’m the Meta-Map, I’m the Meta-Map
…in which Our Hero “explores” Dora’s web of lies.
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My View of the Super Bowl
…in which Our Hero witnesses Super Bowl excitement far greater than an almost-49er-comeback, power outages, and even waiting to see if Beyonce would actually sing this time.
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This Space Unintentionally Left Blank
… in which Our Hero peeks His head out of the kitchen cabinets.
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Good News/Bad News: Please Excuse My Children for Calling You an Ass
…in which Our Hero’s Children sing explicit lyrics in public.
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Whine Begets Wine
…in which Our Hero’s Wife repeatedly swats tiny fingers off her laptop while bringing home the bacon (which is delicious).
Twinfamy 