What She Said

I stayed up later than usual the other night to put some finishing touches on a Twincident or five.

When my wife decided to go to sleep, I said I’d just be a minute more.

I wasn’t.  (Only the best for you, O Loyal Reader!)

When I finally crawled into bed, she glanced at the clock and said, “That was much longer than a minute.”

There was, of course, only one logical response for me to give:

“That’s what SHE said.”

Michael Scott Laughing

Michael Scott, Former Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Branch Manager & 2011 Dundie Award Winner, World's Best Boss


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If not, let’s meet in the conference room in five minutes to hash this out.


    • John Pseudonymous

      I know–people say it all the time, but it rarely happens that you’re given the opportunity to make fine comedy with it, the way it was intended.

      As a journalist, I felt it was my duty to report these findings. The public has a right to know!

      (Heh-heh. I said duty.)


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