What She Said
I stayed up later than usual the other night to put some finishing touches on a Twincident or five.
When my wife decided to go to sleep, I said I’d just be a minute more.
I wasn’t. (Only the best for you, O Loyal Reader!)
When I finally crawled into bed, she glanced at the clock and said, “That was much longer than a minute.”
There was, of course, only one logical response for me to give:
“That’s what SHE said.”
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If not, let’s meet in the conference room in five minutes to hash this out.
Haha! It’s so great to be set up for a “That’s what SHE said” joke that actually makes sense!
I don’t care how old anyone is, THAT’s funny. ;)
I know–people say it all the time, but it rarely happens that you’re given the opportunity to make fine comedy with it, the way it was intended.
As a journalist, I felt it was my duty to report these findings. The public has a right to know!
(Heh-heh. I said duty.)