Pun for the Whole Family
Wife: I think tonight’s a wine night.
Me: Don’t they whine every night?
(Spoken over two wailing banshees.)
“Open it outside. The corkscrew might wake them up.”
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Twinfamy 
LOL to funny!
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Thanks, “brother”!
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hee hee so true, it’s sad. spoken many a night in my house
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Yes, it’s not a nightly occurrence, but definitely a frequent one. Whining begets wine-ing.
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