twin•ci•dent¹

[TWIN-sih-dent]

singular common noun

An occurrence (or incident) involving twins

The twincident of the forgotten pacifiers echoes as loudly in our memory as the tantrums it produced, broadcasted in hi-fi stereo sound throughout the vehicle.

Crying in Stereo — At least it wasn’t Dolby 5.1.

Twin•ci•dent²

[TWIN-sih-dent]

singular proper noun

A blog entry on Twinfamy, everyone’s favorite epic-stay-at-home-father-of-twins-parenting-humor-specific publication.

Despite a standing brunch engagement with her estranged biological son who had apparently been raised by a kindly family of Sasquatch, Agatha simply had to stay up late in order to read the latest Twincident.

Open Twinty-Four Hours — Fear not, for Twinfamy is always open, unlike customer service centers and post offices, which intentionally close at times most people would prefer to use their services.

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