Tag: twins
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Losing My Head
…in which Our Hero receives a terrible omen from the Ghost of Christmas Future while the Twins decorate a tree that for some reason is now in Their living room.
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The Jungle Gym Oracle (or, The Many Reasons Twins Are Easier Than One Kid)
…in which Our Hero rolls a mobile freak show booth through the grocery store, fields questions from twin groupies, and moves a dump truck with His bare hands.
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Statistics Reveals That I Hate It
…in which Our Hero sees the Dark Mark and attempts to save His Ass.
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Pre-Pre-School
…in which Our Hero’s Son and Daughter enter the academic world, kick ass at playing, and learn whether Han shot first.
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Bad Places to Congregate with Your Family at Disneyland: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero provides a public service to Disneyland patrons everywhere.
Twinfamy 