Tag: Twincidents
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Good News/Bad News: Please Excuse My Children for Calling You an Ass
…in which Our Hero’s Children sing explicit lyrics in public.
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Reasons the World Should Not End on Friday: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero strikes back against the coming apocalypse.
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Losing My Head
…in which Our Hero receives a terrible omen from the Ghost of Christmas Future while the Twins decorate a tree that for some reason is now in Their living room.
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Statistics Reveals That I Hate It
…in which Our Hero sees the Dark Mark and attempts to save His Ass.
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Pre-Pre-School
…in which Our Hero’s Son and Daughter enter the academic world, kick ass at playing, and learn whether Han shot first.
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The Day the Twins Almost Enjoyed Captain Jack Sparrow
…in which Our Hero’s family find themselves On Stranger Tides.
Twinfamy 