Tag: poop
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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero dabbles in child psychology…and fails miserably.
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Thrinfamy: A Birth Announcement
…in which Our Hero’s Third Child is delivered atop the Stratosphere, Las Vegas by an elite team of board certified Cirque du Soleil performers.
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The Potentially Perilous Piglet/Pluto Party Paint Predicament
…in which Our Hero unwittingly tattoos a throng of toddlers while throwing together the Twins’ 3rd Birthday Party.
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A Bedtime Story
…in which Our Hero says “Ni-night” & celebrates Twinfamy’s 100th Twincident Super Duper Celebration Extravaganza!
Twinfamy 