Tag: Christmas
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The Tap-Dancing Butt Crack
…in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.
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Reasons the World Should Not End on Friday: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero strikes back against the coming apocalypse.
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Losing My Head
…in which Our Hero receives a terrible omen from the Ghost of Christmas Future while the Twins decorate a tree that for some reason is now in Their living room.
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 1 – There Will Be Blood
… in which Our Hero installs child safety locks on cabinets, drawers, and His own foot.
Twinfamy 