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Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn’s Head: A Non-Exhaustive List

…in which Our Hero maximizes productivity during the wee hours of the night.
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Thrinfamy: A Birth Announcement

…in which Our Hero’s Third Child is delivered atop the Stratosphere, Las Vegas by an elite team of board certified Cirque du Soleil performers.






