Category: Quotes

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  Whine Begets Wine

  January 7, 2013

  …in which Our Hero’s Wife repeatedly swats tiny fingers off her laptop while bringing home the bacon (which is delicious).

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  Ugg

  December 6, 2012

  …in which Our Hero dons Braveheart warpaint, prepares to get jiggy wit it, and considers purchasing Ugg boots from a strangely compelling boot peddler.

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  That Bad, Huh?

  November 18, 2012

  …in which Our Hero’s Wife makes a vivid observation.

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  Statistics Reveals That I Hate It

  October 23, 2012

  …in which Our Hero sees the Dark Mark and attempts to save His Ass.

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  Priority Number One

  September 17, 2012

  …in which Our Hero and His Wife visit Disneyland’s most vital attraction.

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  Get It Right

  July 13, 2012

  …in which Our Hero makes an important clarification.

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  Strange Things Are Afoot

  June 21, 2012

  …in which Our Hero has no time to waste.

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  You Make Road Rage So Much Fun

  May 1, 2012

  …in which Our Hero’s Wife draws a startling conclusion about our vehicular steed.

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