Category: Non-Exhaustive List
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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero dabbles in child psychology…and fails miserably.
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My Daughter’s YouTube Searches: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero’s Daughter commands a robot to produce snails with fingers and knocked-up Disney Princesses.
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Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn’s Head: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero maximizes productivity during the wee hours of the night.
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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Questions for the Dudebro Drinking a Beer in the Campus Restroom Stall: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Unsuspecting Hero encounters a thrilling sight while using His academic institution’s facilities.
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Deep Thoughts on The Little Mermaid: A Non-Exhaustive List
in which Our Hero ventures “Under the Sea” for an in-depth, expert analysis of Disney’s The Little Mermaid.
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