Whispering Meat Nothings

Last night, with the lights out (it’s less dangerous), just as I was about to drift off to sleep, my wife leaned over to whisper in my ear.

Aw, I thought, how nice. She wants to tell me she loves me one more time before falling asleep, and if I’m lucky, she may even want to consumate said love.

But instead, with conviction, she murmured the following:

We need… to get… some bacon.


Bacon. Add a side of bacon to any website by clicking here.


After laughing so hard I almost woke up the Twins, I gave the only sane response to this suggestion:

Absolutely. We DO.

And that’s just one of many reasons my wife is awesome.

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If not, maybe you just need some bacon in you. You should look into that.


    • John Pseudonymous

      I once read a study that found it’s important to appeal to your spouse’s Bacon Drive. Some marriages just don’t make it because people get so fried by their daily routines and forget to MAKE time for bacon.


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