Tagged: corkscrew

Wine Glasses

Pun for the Whole Family

Wife: I think tonight’s a wine night.

Me: Don’t they whine every night?

(Spoken over two wailing banshees.)

Wine Glasses

“Open it outside.  The corkscrew might wake them up.”

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