Tag: twins

Houston, We Have a Smartass

April 17, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter dabbles in aerospace engineering.
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The Stay-At-Homestretch

April 10, 2014

…in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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The Hungermonger

March 26, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter seeks additional sustenance.
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Bringing Balance to the Meal

February 24, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Son considers joining the Dark Side.
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Well, That Backfired

February 13, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter teases out new ideas.
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The Cross-Dressing Racecar

February 10, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Son disapproves of a “racy” sippy cup.
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Temporary State University

February 6, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Son goes to college.
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List

February 4, 2014

…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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