Tag: sleep
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Veered Science
…in which Our Hero leaks shocking highly classified scientific research He has conducted over the past week.
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Willy Wonka’s Fatal Mistake
…in which Our Hero’s Wife considers a promising new career in edible factory construction.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Whispering Meat Nothings
…in which Our Hero is tasked by His Wife with a Quest for an incredibly important item akin to the Holy Grail.
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Dirty Diaper Dodgeball
…in which Our Hero endures Diaper Bullets to the face in lieu of an alarm clock.
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The Quest for Redemption
…in which Our Hero attempts to finally use a Fathers’ Day present amidst teething Twinfants.
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Thunderstruck Thumb-Suck
…in which the Twins face off against their first thunderstorm… “Sure enough, there my daughter was, exhaling loudly, whipping what little hair she has back and forth.”
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Open Roads and Diaper Loads – Our First Road Trip
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
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