Tag: new parent
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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Sock Monkey Face-Five
…in which Our Hero showcases his talents in ventriloquism for His Daughter, fostering a stronger bond between Her Hand and His Face.
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Whispering Meat Nothings
…in which Our Hero is tasked by His Wife with a Quest for an incredibly important item akin to the Holy Grail.
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If MacGyver Were a Ninja…
…in which Our Hero vanquishes plastic packaging with an everyday household item–a ninja sword.
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The Top Six Reasons This is a List
…in which Our Hero and His Family establish a new World Headquarters.
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