Tag: Harry Potter
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The Stay-At-Homestretch
…in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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Statistics Reveals That I Hate It
…in which Our Hero sees the Dark Mark and attempts to save His Ass.
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I Can Fly Twice as High
…in which Our Hero and His Amazing Crying Flying Circus provide in-flight twintertainment.
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Willy Wonka’s Fatal Mistake
…in which Our Hero’s Wife considers a promising new career in edible factory construction.
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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The Top Six Reasons This is a List
…in which Our Hero and His Family establish a new World Headquarters.
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Dirty Diaper Dodgeball
…in which Our Hero endures Diaper Bullets to the face in lieu of an alarm clock.
Twinfamy 