Tag: family
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Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn’s Head: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero maximizes productivity during the wee hours of the night.
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The Tap-Dancing Butt Crack
…in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.
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Thrinfamy: A Birth Announcement
…in which Our Hero’s Third Child is delivered atop the Stratosphere, Las Vegas by an elite team of board certified Cirque du Soleil performers.
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Thesis The End
…in which Our Hero defends His dissertation from paintball snipers and Tatooine gangsters, and reveals the gender of His forthcoming child.
Twinfamy 