Tag: alcohol
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Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn’s Head: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero maximizes productivity during the wee hours of the night.
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Thesis The End
…in which Our Hero defends His dissertation from paintball snipers and Tatooine gangsters, and reveals the gender of His forthcoming child.
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The Potentially Perilous Piglet/Pluto Party Paint Predicament
…in which Our Hero unwittingly tattoos a throng of toddlers while throwing together the Twins’ 3rd Birthday Party.
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Questions for the Dudebro Drinking a Beer in the Campus Restroom Stall: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Unsuspecting Hero encounters a thrilling sight while using His academic institution’s facilities.
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Whine Begets Wine
…in which Our Hero’s Wife repeatedly swats tiny fingers off her laptop while bringing home the bacon (which is delicious).
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How to Lose a Man Card in 10 Seconds
…in which Our Hero and His Wife escape the clutches of the Castle Grayskull, frolic with animated woodland creatures, and inspire restlessness in island natives.
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