Twinfamy

the epic blog of a father of twins

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Well, That Backfired

February 13, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter teases out new ideas.
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The Cross-Dressing Racecar

February 10, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Son disapproves of a “racy” sippy cup.
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Temporary State University

February 6, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Son goes to college.
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List

February 4, 2014

…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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The Potentially Perilous Piglet/Pluto Party Paint Predicament

January 29, 2014

…in which Our Hero unwittingly tattoos a throng of toddlers while throwing together the Twins’ 3rd Birthday Party.
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A Valid Point

January 22, 2014

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter seeks reciprocity from a dog.
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‘Tis the Season (Or ‘Tisn’t It?)

December 10, 2013

…in which Our Hero moderates a heated holiday debate.
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Don’t Have a Happy Turkey Day (Deluxe Digitally Remastered Edition)

November 27, 2013

…in which Our Hero serves Thanksgiving leftovers with Mr. T.
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