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The Battle of Little Big Bird
…in which Our Hero loses a semantic debate to an award-winning toddler.
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The Zen of Being Annoyed
…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.
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Willy Wonka’s Fatal Mistake
…in which Our Hero’s Wife considers a promising new career in edible factory construction.
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Satisfaction (or Lack Thereof)
…in which Our Hero bemoans misfortune while tickling plastic toy ivories in order to dance His cares away.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Twinfamy: The Movie…Starring Lego Chuck Norris
…in which Our Hero and the Twins perform in their very first cinematic feature with none other than Lego Chuck Norris!
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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Sock Monkey Face-Five
…in which Our Hero showcases his talents in ventriloquism for His Daughter, fostering a stronger bond between Her Hand and His Face.
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