Category: Family
-

What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
-

The Potentially Perilous Piglet/Pluto Party Paint Predicament
…in which Our Hero unwittingly tattoos a throng of toddlers while throwing together the Twins’ 3rd Birthday Party.





