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The Cross-Dressing Racecar

Son: “Where’s my cuppy? Where’s my cuppy? Where. Is. My. Cuppy?!”

Me: “It’s right over here, Buddy. See? It has Lightning McQueen on it.”

Son: (beside himself) “No, not THAT one! I don’t LIKE Lightning The Queen!”

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Lightning The Queen (Artist’s Rendering)

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8 responses to “The Cross-Dressing Racecar”

  1. Generation Frugal Avatar
    Generation Frugal

    I dig it.

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      Thanks. Too bad my son didn’t.

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  2. post post modern dad (@ppmdad) Avatar
    post post modern dad (@ppmdad)

    If he doesn’t like lighting the queen he may not want to work on Broadway. I hear Nathan Lane has specific requirements to help keep him looking good on stage.

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      Well, if that means he’ll never work on Broadway, I guess I can be okay with that. :)

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  3. The Rookie Dad Avatar
    The Rookie Dad

    Haha! What’s funny my son called Lightning McQueen the exact same thing!

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      Oh, really? That’s funny. I’m not sure what was up with my son that day. He loves Cars, and even says it correctly most of the time (“McQueen”). I have a feeling that on that particular day, no cup had any chance of meeting his standards. :)

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  4. fluffpug Avatar
    fluffpug

    haha LOl

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    1. John Pseudonymous Avatar
      John Pseudonymous

      Thanks!

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