Not Wearing Any Panties
Wife: (to my son) Okay, Buddy. Let’s change your panties.
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Me: …My son wears pants…NOT “panties.”
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I'm all for cute-ified language, but I'm gonna go ahead and draw the line right here.
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If not, maybe you need to change YOUR pants.
Twinfamy 
That’s hilarious! Love the visual.
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As an educator, I find it helps to provide a visual aid in order to appeal to Multiple Intelligences.
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It’s do easy to add “ies” on everything when you have kids. It’s a whole new English language.
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Oh, it is. I’m not afraid to admit I do it myself. But when this happened, I thought I’d speak up before things got too out of hand. You don’t want panties flying left and right all over the house.
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My son wouldn’t even wear pants if I didn’t force him. But I back ya on the panties thing, doesn’t sound quite right for dudes.
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It’s interesting to me that so many kids aren’t fans of wearing clothes. If you think about it, it’s kind of an acquired taste. They’re born naked, and humans in general, for a long part of our history, wore little to no clothing. Wearing clothes essentially is against our nature.
However, it’s the way of the world. It’s very difficult to succeed nowadays without wearing pants (aside from porn anyway), which is why I’m thrilled you agree that my son ought not to wear the panties in the family. Thanks for your support.
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I’ve been saying ‘panties’ for so long I’m desensitized but what is left of my manhood thinks you were right for drawing the line ;)
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Thanks, man. I had a feeling I was on the right track, but it’s nice to hear I’m not taking crazy pills. Or forgetting to take them. Depends which type you have.
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Maybe he should just go Commando.
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Not an option. Because then sh!t will happen when sh!t happens.
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You’re so pessimistic.
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Seriously, how funny is that!?!? Way to draw the line. Wonder if I had a son if my hubby would do the same…..um…..yes!
Warmest regards,
Joy
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Glad to hear I’m not alone in my struggles with panties.
I should probably reword that.
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Put some panties on your leggies so your feeties don’t get cold.
(When exactly did “-ies” become incorporated into the English language in such a fashion?) :|
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I have 4 boys and have since the first I have called underwear panties. My husband made a stink about it, and it encouraged me to do it consistently…
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It definitely gets a rise out of me, so I feel his pain.
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