Not Wearing Any Panties

Wife: (to my son) Okay, Buddy. Let’s change your panties.
Me: …My son wears pants…NOT “panties.”


Pants vs. Panties

I'm all for cute-ified language, but I'm gonna go ahead and draw the line right here.


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If not, maybe you need to change YOUR pants.


    • John Pseudonymous

      Oh, it is. I’m not afraid to admit I do it myself. But when this happened, I thought I’d speak up before things got too out of hand. You don’t want panties flying left and right all over the house.


    • John Pseudonymous

      It’s interesting to me that so many kids aren’t fans of wearing clothes. If you think about it, it’s kind of an acquired taste. They’re born naked, and humans in general, for a long part of our history, wore little to no clothing. Wearing clothes essentially is against our nature.

      However, it’s the way of the world. It’s very difficult to succeed nowadays without wearing pants (aside from porn anyway), which is why I’m thrilled you agree that my son ought not to wear the panties in the family. Thanks for your support.


  1. juliet

    I have 4 boys and have since the first I have called underwear panties. My husband made a stink about it, and it encouraged me to do it consistently…


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