Tag: toilet

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  The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List

  July 5, 2016

  …in which Our Hero must drop everything so His Son can drop “everything.”

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  Where Poop Goes

  May 27, 2015

  …in which Our Hero’s Daughter unlocks the mysteries of the universe.

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  What Exactly Do You Mean By That?

  January 23, 2012

  …in which Our Hero asks His Wife an important clarification question.

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  Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing

  August 1, 2011

  …in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.

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