Tag: teething
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 2 – Safety Last
…in which the Twins infiltrate the impenetrable fortress that is our television stand.

…in which the Twins infiltrate the impenetrable fortress that is our television stand.

…in which Our Hero leaks shocking highly classified scientific research He has conducted over the past week.

…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.

…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.

…in which Our Hero goes Back to School, supplementing Twinfant-wrangling with PhD classes.

…in which Our Hero braves airborne peas, King Kong swipes, and saliva sprinklers, culminating in his favorite Father-Son moment EVER.