Tag: staying up late
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Thesis The End
…in which Our Hero defends His dissertation from paintball snipers and Tatooine gangsters, and reveals the gender of His forthcoming child.
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This Space Unintentionally Left Blank
… in which Our Hero peeks His head out of the kitchen cabinets.
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Why Crying It Out Does Not Work in Our House: A Haiku
…in which Our Hero thoroughly explains why a popular sleep training method does not apply to His situation.
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Veered Science
…in which Our Hero leaks shocking highly classified scientific research He has conducted over the past week.
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Dirty Diaper Dodgeball
…in which Our Hero endures Diaper Bullets to the face in lieu of an alarm clock.
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Thunderstruck Thumb-Suck
…in which the Twins face off against their first thunderstorm… “Sure enough, there my daughter was, exhaling loudly, whipping what little hair she has back and forth.”

