Tag: son

Mind’s Eye

February 13, 2017

…in which Our Hero’s Son transcends time and space.
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Simple Pleasures

August 2, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Son shares His favorite thing about starting kindergarten.
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The First Day of Twindergarten

August 1, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Twins embark on a quest for knowledge, truth, and each other’s company.
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The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List

July 5, 2016

…in which Our Hero must drop everything so His Son can drop “everything.”
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So Many Adults

January 13, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Twins become (il)legal adults.
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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List

December 3, 2015

…in which Our Hero dabbles in child psychology…and fails miserably.
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Eye of the Miser

September 16, 2015

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter explains what it means to be a champion.
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Statue of Limitations

July 13, 2015

…in which Our Hero’s Wife inquires about perpetual motion.
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