Tag: sleep
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Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While Holding a Newborn Who Will Not Go to Sleep and While Also Fully Supporting Said Newborn’s Head: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero maximizes productivity during the wee hours of the night.
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The Tap-Dancing Butt Crack
…in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.
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Thesis The End
…in which Our Hero defends His dissertation from paintball snipers and Tatooine gangsters, and reveals the gender of His forthcoming child.
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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Booger Than You
…in which the Black Plague descends upon Our Hero’s abode, destroying all awesomeness in its path.
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Why Crying It Out Does Not Work in Our House: A Haiku
…in which Our Hero thoroughly explains why a popular sleep training method does not apply to His situation.
Twinfamy 