Tag: ninja
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Ruh-Roh! (The Pee-Pee Prophecy)
…in which Our Hero consults with E.T. and pee-pee on the future of His Family.
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How to Lose a Man Card in 10 Seconds
…in which Our Hero and His Wife escape the clutches of the Castle Grayskull, frolic with animated woodland creatures, and inspire restlessness in island natives.
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
…in which Our Hero braves a diaper-wielding toddler flashmob while almost nearly preventing a family member from getting sh!tfaced (literally).
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Sustainability All Through The Town
…in which Our Hero offers a glimpse at His Nobel-Prize-winning academic research, all through the town.
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 2 – Safety Last
…in which the Twins infiltrate the impenetrable fortress that is our television stand.
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Adventures in Baby-Proofing: Part 1 – There Will Be Blood
… in which Our Hero installs child safety locks on cabinets, drawers, and His own foot.
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