Tag: new parent
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The Tap-Dancing Butt Crack
…in which Our Hero battles sleep deprivation, tiny fists, and dirty tap-dancing tushies.
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Thrinfamy: A Birth Announcement
…in which Our Hero’s Third Child is delivered atop the Stratosphere, Las Vegas by an elite team of board certified Cirque du Soleil performers.
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You Make Me Happy
…in which Our Hero turns and faces the strange ch-ch-ch-changes while His Son says arguably the cutest thing ever said.
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Not So Silly String
…in which Our Hero fails to dodge projectiles while taking His comprehensive exams.
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Happy Stars and Arm-Bitches
…in which Our Hero’s Son discovers body hair and coins a new catch phrase.
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The Top 10 Most Unglamorous Tips for Potty Training Twins
…in which Our Hero gallantly puts off potty training and receives words of wisdom straight from the cold tile floor battlefield.
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The Easter Visor
…in which Our Hero’s Mother’s plan to build an Easter bonnet family legacy tragically unravels.
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