Tag: Disneyland
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The Snack is Open
…in which Our Hero precludes breakfast cereal wavepools and communicates with a shaven ape.
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Bad Places to Congregate with Your Family at Disneyland: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero provides a public service to Disneyland patrons everywhere.
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The Day the Twins Almost Enjoyed Captain Jack Sparrow
…in which Our Hero’s family find themselves On Stranger Tides.
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Coyote Fugly: Part 2 – Something Wicked This Way Runs
…in which Our Hero stops oncoming vehicles, overcomes battery-change procrastination, and loses a singing monkey in an effort to escape a suburban coyote attack.
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The Zen of Being Annoyed
…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.
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Sock Monkey Face-Five
…in which Our Hero showcases his talents in ventriloquism for His Daughter, fostering a stronger bond between Her Hand and His Face.
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