Tag: daughter

The First Day of Twindergarten

August 1, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Twins embark on a quest for knowledge, truth, and each other’s company.
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The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List

July 5, 2016

…in which Our Hero must drop everything so His Son can drop “everything.”
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The Tooth Query

June 28, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter totally destroys that fresh-from-the-dentist feeling.
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That’s Not What It’s Called

January 27, 2016

…in which Our Hero double-checks the parental controls.
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Ways I Have Attempted to Con My Kids Into Putting Their F*cking Shoes On: A Non-Exhaustive List

December 3, 2015

…in which Our Hero dabbles in child psychology…and fails miserably.
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Eye of the Miser

September 16, 2015

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter explains what it means to be a champion.
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My Daughter’s YouTube Searches: A Non-Exhaustive List

July 15, 2015

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter commands a robot to produce snails with fingers and knocked-up Disney Princesses.
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Statue of Limitations

July 13, 2015

…in which Our Hero’s Wife inquires about perpetual motion.
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