Tag: crying
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Coyote Fugly: Part 1 – Your Friendly Neighborhood Predator
…in which Our Hero wages war against Trash Day and crosses paths with a bloodthirsty coyote during His morning stroller jaunt.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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Eating the System
…in which Our Hero rediscovers a million toys at Toys “R” Us that He can play with, and on which His teething daughter can gnaw.
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The Top Six Reasons This is a List
…in which Our Hero and His Family establish a new World Headquarters.
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Thunderstruck Thumb-Suck
…in which the Twins face off against their first thunderstorm… “Sure enough, there my daughter was, exhaling loudly, whipping what little hair she has back and forth.”
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Open Roads and Diaper Loads – Our First Road Trip
…in which Our Hero survives His First Family Road Trip, written by an Über-Special Guest Author–His Wife!
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A Tale of Two Sicknesses
…in which Our Hero battles snot-rockets, microbial terrorists, and Twinfant jealousy.
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