Tag: crying
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Let’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
…in which Our Hero braves a diaper-wielding toddler flashmob while almost nearly preventing a family member from getting sh!tfaced (literally).
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Booger Than You
…in which the Black Plague descends upon Our Hero’s abode, destroying all awesomeness in its path.
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Overheard in a Suburban Phoenix Neighborhood
…in which Our Hero performs an electronic monologue retelling a recent walking excursion.
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Why Crying It Out Does Not Work in Our House: A Haiku
…in which Our Hero thoroughly explains why a popular sleep training method does not apply to His situation.
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Don’t Call Me Mr. Mom
…in which Our Hero pulverizes stereotypical gender roles and unfunny 80s movie references.
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Veered Science
…in which Our Hero leaks shocking highly classified scientific research He has conducted over the past week.
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