Tag: Batman
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My Daughter’s YouTube Searches: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero’s Daughter commands a robot to produce snails with fingers and knocked-up Disney Princesses.
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Ruh-Roh! (The Pee-Pee Prophecy)
…in which Our Hero consults with E.T. and pee-pee on the future of His Family.
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Good News/Bad News: Please Excuse My Children for Calling You an Ass
…in which Our Hero’s Children sing explicit lyrics in public.
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I Can’t Hear Myself Think
…in which Our Hero talks His Son down from the bathroom stool ledge, authors the world’s most epic comic book, and fervently chases weasels around the mulberry ottoman.
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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A Little Muh
…in which Our Hero battles kitchen-counter color schemes and His Son’s velociraptor-like tendencies.
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The Zen of Being Annoyed
…in which Our Hero navigates a short utility vehicle through the savage neighborhood wilderness, vanquishing boa constrictors, speeding automobiles, blinding sunlight, and spilled coffee.
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The Butthead Butterfly Effect
…in which Our Hero almost nearly avenges a naptime gone awry due to an unfriendly neighborhood ninja-kicking grizzly bear/man hybrid.
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