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Won’t Stop Believin’

…in which the Twins Ewok their way down the aisle as Ring Bearer and Flower Girl, and Our Hero epically completes His Third Decade.

…in which Our Hero’s daughter starts an activist group, remote controls take flight, and pumpkins smash back.

… in which Our Hero installs child safety locks on cabinets, drawers, and His own foot.

…in which Our Hero battles snot-rockets, microbial terrorists, and Twinfant jealousy.

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