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One Year Ago (The Creation Myth)
…in which Our Hero celebrates one year of Twinfamy and shoots the breeze with the Ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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You Make Road Rage So Much Fun
…in which Our Hero’s Wife draws a startling conclusion about our vehicular steed.
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A Little Muh
…in which Our Hero battles kitchen-counter color schemes and His Son’s velociraptor-like tendencies.
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A Sasquatch Sings the Twinfamy Theme Song
…in which Our Hero attempts to teach an old Sasquatch new tricks, and a very special musical guest sings the all-new Twinfamy Theme Song.
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Won’t Stop Believin’
…in which the Twins Ewok their way down the aisle as Ring Bearer and Flower Girl, and Our Hero epically completes His Third Decade.
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Making Easter the Eastest
…in which Our Hero battles apocalyptic cyborg bunnies and cleanses himself of Lame Sauce.
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Fatherhood of the Unraveling Pants
…in which Our Hero discovers He is literally too sexy for His pants.
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