Category: Twins
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…
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The Potentially Perilous Piglet/Pluto Party Paint Predicament
…in which Our Hero unwittingly tattoos a throng of toddlers while throwing together the Twins’ 3rd Birthday Party.
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Such Great Heights
…in which Our Hero illustrates how many Pseudonymouses it takes to screw in a light bulb.
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Questions for the Dudebro Drinking a Beer in the Campus Restroom Stall: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Unsuspecting Hero encounters a thrilling sight while using His academic institution’s facilities.



