Category: Parenting
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How to Lose a Man Card in 10 Seconds
…in which Our Hero and His Wife escape the clutches of the Castle Grayskull, frolic with animated woodland creatures, and inspire restlessness in island natives.
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Not So Fast
…in which Our Hero ventures 20,000 Leagues Next to the Sea at an uncharted speed, exhibits His keen powers of deduction, and takes the Twins on their first Poseidon Adventure.
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Mission: Possible
…in which Our Hero unearths the historic The Dead Draft Scrolls and tasks you, O Loyal Operatives, with a quest for a lost relic.
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The Pirate Pedicure
…in which Our Hero and His Crew sets sail in search of the Lost Treasure of a Freaking Break from Reality.
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I Can Fly Twice as High
…in which Our Hero and His Amazing Crying Flying Circus provide in-flight twintertainment.
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I’ve Become Enlightened
…in which Our Hero receives expert parenting advice on toddler aerodynamics.
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One Year Ago (The Creation Myth)
…in which Our Hero celebrates one year of Twinfamy and shoots the breeze with the Ghost of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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