Category: Hyperreality
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Ruh-Roh! (The Pee-Pee Prophecy)
…in which Our Hero consults with E.T. and pee-pee on the future of His Family.
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What Just Happened?
…in which Our Hero ranks animals by decibel level and engages in a battle of wits with a three-year-old.
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The Stay-At-Homestretch
…in which Our Hero announces His retirement from stay-at-home fathering to the tune of an anthropomorhic mariachi band.
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What My Kids Do During the 30 Seconds It Takes Me to Leave the Room and Pee: A Non-Exhaustive List
…in which Our Hero just walked away for 30 freaking seconds…



