Category: Humor
-
The Quest for Redemption
…in which Our Hero attempts to finally use a Fathers’ Day present amidst teething Twinfants.
-
Six Sigma Parenting Tip #1: Snack While Peeing
…in which Our Hero imparts ninja ingestion/excretion secrets he has hoarded in a Disney-Vault-like enclosure.
-
Dictwinary #3 – Twintrepid
…in which Our Hero explains what he does all day now that both Twinfants are proficient rollers.
-
Thunderstruck Thumb-Suck
…in which the Twins face off against their first thunderstorm… “Sure enough, there my daughter was, exhaling loudly, whipping what little hair she has back and forth.”
-
Who Searched That?
People search the weirdest things on the Internet, and when they do, sometimes they visit my blog. For those who don’t know, when you have a blog, you receive statistics about people who visit your site, and one of them is “Search Terms.” Basically, whenever someone runs a search on a site like Google, sees your
Twinfamy 