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Time for a Bath

August 10, 2011

Did the dog just drag her ASS across the baby blankets?! … [sniffs] … She DID!
–The Wife

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The canvas. Luckily, the brushstrokes were invisible.

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Probably time for a load of laundry, too.

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Tags: 6 months old, baby blanket, brushstrokes, canine performance art, canvas, dog, family, father of twins, invisible, laundry, new parent, poop, quilt, SAHD, stay at home dad, Twincidents, twins, wife

2 responses to “Time for a Bath”

lovethebadguy

August 11, 2011 at 5:48 am

Eww… Charming stuff.

But I love the adorable matching blankies! :D

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1. John Pseudonymous
  
  August 11, 2011 at 7:05 am
  
  Thanks! A family friend made them for us, and we love them.
  
  That’s why this occurrence was tragic.
  
  However, the funk has been removed and they are once again suitable for Twinfants.
  
  My dog’s representatives have issued an apology which should run on TMZ later today.
  
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